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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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fyeahmainer:

ithurtswhen-ip:

mandyqueenofsquats:

roflandtroll:

littlewhitely:

*salivates profusely* 

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

Imma do dis.

*Vigorous masturbation*

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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

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queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

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transisted:

when the url u want is taken

transisted:

when the url u want is taken

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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

image

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Maybe now you’ll listen. Maybe now you’ll use your damn head. You know, you never believed in me. You were never grateful for anything I did for this family. "Oh, no. Walt. Walt, you have to stop. You have to stop this. It’s immoral. It’s illegal. Someone might get hurt." You’re always whining and complaining about how I make my money, just dragging me down. While I do everything. And now– now you tell my son what I do after I’ve told you and told you to keep your damn mouth shut. You stupid bitch. How dare you?

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